The Suburban Footballer- Saturday March 24

Award winning comedian, Tom Siegert, has been performing his "Suburban Footballer" show all over the country to rave reviews. The Caulfield Bears legend is guaranteed to have the crowd rolling in the aisle with his in depth thoughts on his stellar career, coaching tips and his aspirations for the 2018 season. For anyone who knows, dates, parents, works with, lives with or is a suburban footballer, this show is not to be missed. The is Tom's only Sydney appearance for 2018, being booked out for the remainder of the year.


Date: Saturday March 24

Time: 7 PM

Venue: Emu Sports Club - 1 Leonay Parade, Leonay. Turn left on M4 ramp at Russell St, Emu Plains.

Price: Single tickets $29.50. Table of 8 - $200 (Save $36)

Food and Drinks - Available at club prices

Payment: Direct Deposit - NAB - Penrith AFC.  BSB: 082-778 Account Number: 164354657. Please put name on "description"

Payments may also be made at training nights by cash or cheque


A night not to be missed.

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Here are just some of the comments from a recent Suburban Footballer "LIVE" show I did at a country cricket club. Admittedly I had to delete over one hundred negative ones and 3 death threats but I still reckon it looks pretty impressive. A big thanks to the tens of thousands (ok 3 to 4) clubs that contact me every week to try to book me in but I am now completely booked out for Saturday nights and Sundays until early September. I still have a hand full of vacancies available for the shortened (30 minute) version of my show to be performed at Friday or Saturday presidents luncheons or grand final eve/day functions. If you are keen to lock me in for one of these shoot me through a message. Apologies to all the clubs that have missed out but hopefully I can make it your way in 2019. All the best for the year.


 Jayson Frawley The funniest night of my entire life at the Bungaree Bowling Club last night! Thanks for putting on such a great show Tom! You are a legend! 

Austin Trethowan Awesome night thanks mate was bloody brilliant!

Jayson Frawley Thanks for putting on such a great show Tom! We had a ball and made some good coin for the bowls club. We haven't stopped talking about it. Comedy Gold. I urge everyone to get along and see one of Tom's shows. It was an absolute pissa!


 Chris Hanrahan Absolute cracker of a night!!

I will be performing my Suburban Footballer "LIVE" show for one night only at this years Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
When - Sunday the 8th of April (2pm Kick Off)

Huwy Jones 2pm kickoff...rare for you!

Mick Eaton Thanks for a great night Tom your a bloody legend. Red dog
Paul Richardson Great night, so many laughs, thanks Tom!!


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